Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Monday, August 1, 2011

Angry Monkey Attack the Owner



Usually a monkey that used in a street monkey show was a tamed monkey, this monkey show was a a common show in Indonesia, china, japan, Vietnam and Thailand. usually they used a long tailed monkey. they use the monkey for the entertainment purpose only. but sometimes people use this monkey to earn some bucks.

Usually on a street performance they told the monkey to walk around, jump over, play a mini game and many more. usually when the monkey do the attraction several people accompanied with a music.

This monkey is tamed but during one of the street performances she got angry against its owner and began to throw at him for real. And the spectators present during the performance thought it was the script and were really amused.

The last photo is the best, it is ‘a mortal blow’




Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Reason Why do Woman likes to Crop Their Picture



Usually many woman in the social networking sites like myspace,facebook or even friendster gives their best photo as their primary photo. sometimes the primary photo of them was a cropped photo which only shows their face.

Do you know what is the reason of that?? why do woman likes to crop their picture?? for example you can see the picture in the left. isn't she cute??

but don't you ever trust a woman who placed a picture like this in the social networking sites. because mostly woman who uses a social networking sites use this trick to get many friends online. why do i said that?? well in my experience the picture like that is not their real picture.

Remember the surprise before meet net friends?? maybe this is a great warning for you who uses a social networking sites to get a woman. want to see the real picture of the girls in the left??

Here we go...




See.. that's why she crop her picture..

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Strongest PC Processor Ever | World's Strongest PC Processor



Processor in PC Computer processors were for a long period constructed out of small and medium-scale ICs containing the equivalent of a few to a few hundred transistors. The integration of the whole CPU onto a single chip therefore greatly reduced the cost of processing capacity. From their humble beginnings, continued increases in microprocessor capacity have rendered other forms of computers almost completely obsolete (see history of computing hardware), with one or more microprocessor as processing element in everything from the smallest embedded systems and handheld devices to the largest mainframes and supercomputers.

All of the computer freaks must be familiar with the brands like Intel and AMD. since both of them was the leading brands for PC Processor. moreover for the Intel PC Processor. But have you heard this PC Processor Brand Before??

Hmm.. i'm sure that all of you was also familiar with this brand name.. how about if we check the The Strongest PC Processor Ever | World's Strongest PC Processor


VIAGRA PC PROCESSOR



Use this to enhance your Processor Power and Stamina..

Monday, July 4, 2011

New Nokia Cellphone Models | Nokia S4 ND 4L5



I'm sure that everybody was familiar with this brand. nokia was known as the leading brand of Cellphone. there's many Nokia Models like Nokia E71. Nokia E63, Nokia E900 Communicator, Nokia N series and many more Great Nokia Models.

Todays in the crazy world. you will see the latest nokia models. this latest nokia cellphone version will soon launched to the market.

Do you want to see the latest Nokia Models?? here's the picture of the Latest Nokia Cellphone Models. the New Nokia Cellphone is called Nokia S4 ND 4L5

Here's the Picture after the Jump..




Nokia is a Finnish multinational communications corporation that is headquartered in Keilaniemi, Espoo, a city neighbouring Finland's capital Helsinki. Nokia is engaged in the manufacturing of mobile devices and in converging Internet and communications industries, with 128,445 employees in 120 countries, sales in more than 150 countries and global annual revenue of EUR 50.7 billion and operating profit of 5.0 billion as of 2008. It is the world's largest manufacturer of mobile telephones: its global device market share was about 38% in Q3 2009, at the same level as in Q3 2008 and in Q2 2009. Nokia produces mobile devices for every major market segment and protocol, including GSM, CDMA, and W-CDMA (UMTS). Nokia offers Internet services that enable people to experience music, maps, media, messaging and games. Nokia's subsidiary Nokia Siemens Networks produces telecommunications network equipment, solutions and services. The company is also engaged in providing digital map information through its wholly-owned subsidiary Navteq.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton Rumor



I heard a shocking rumor today, it was told that Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks marriage. Well i don't know about the truth of this rumor. but the source of this news was circulated from The Onion. the joke/satire site. If that's true so their royal wedding is a waste. But i don't think that Prince William and Kate Middleton Divorces was truth. maybe it was just a joke.

They stated that Prince William made a tremendous mistake for marry kate middleton. Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "
I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place
," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace

So what do you think about this rumor? Do you believe if Prince William divorces Kate Middleton? It's such a Funny joke



Thursday, March 31, 2011

Famous April Fools Pranks in History



Happy April Fools Day, now we're on the 1st April which is also recognized as an April Fools day, Have you read about the history about the April fools day? On April fools day you can pull pranks to your friends or family.

So Have you found the great pranks for your April fools day? here's some of the world's most famous April fools pranks on the history

1.The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

In the winter of 1957, BBC TV station announced that farmers can harvest the spaghetti in Switzerland because of the time winter is warm and the insects are fond of eating spaghetti already destroyed. There are videos about the swiss spaghetti harvest! After the show, many viewers are calling BBC asking for how to do let them be grow their own spaghetti trees. But due to the basis for fun, the BBC even answer them by asking them to put a little tin filled with spaghetti in tomato sauce and hope it'll grow spaghetti.

2. The Taco Liberty Bell

In 1996, America's leading Tako company, The Taco Bell Corporation, Announced if they've bought the Liberty Bell (Liberty Bell) and named after Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of residents of Philadelphia, USA, directly calling the National Historical Park, where the bell was laid, to protest and anger certainly because of the Liberty Bell was the historic bell of the American Revolutionary War! Several hours later, Taco Bell announced if it's all just a joke! The funny anymore, there is a journalist who asked the White House secretary, Mike McCurry, on sales of the Liberty Bell to Taco Bell, McCurry said that even if Lincoln Memorial (the building that was built to commemorate the former U.S. president of the 16th, Abraham Lincoln) also already sold!

3. The Left-Handed Whopper

Burger King announced that they got a left handed whopper made specially for a left handed people. this pranks was made around 1998.

4. UFO Lands in London

On March 31, 1989, thousands of people are riding his motorcycle on the highway outside London see the shining objects that looks like a flying saucer above the city. After the plate was landed on the outskirts of London, the residents immediately calling the police to warn them about the existence of an alien invasion! not long after the police arrived on the scene and one of them bravely approaching strange dishes. When the door opened, a figure with a silver dress appeared, and police were immediately run. it is odd dish that already constrained air balloon let-like UFO by Richard Branson, chairman of her Virgin Records.

5. Flying Penguins

on 2008, BBC announced that their cameraman shooting a Miracles of Evolution TV Series on Antartica where a penguin flying, They even have a video about flying penguins. As a result, the video became one of the most viewed video on the internet.

6. The Sydney Iceberg

On 1 April 1978, a tanker appeared in Sydney Harbour draw a big iceberg and witnessed by the inhabitants of Sydney. They already know there will be an iceberg and went for Dick Smith from the Antarctic icebergs which then would be cut into small pieces (to be like ice stone) and sold to the public for 10 cents per piece. He says he does, this special ice taken from the pure water in Antarctica, and he promised that if any drink given this ice would be more tasty.

7. Man Flies by Own Lung Power

On 1934 American newspaper write about a man who flies with his own lung power, his name was Erich Kocher. To fly erich put a box on his body and use his own lung power to make him fly. But it was a joke.

8. Wisconsin State Capitol Collapses

In 1933, Madison Capital-Times newspaper announced if the Wisconsin State Capitol Building were destroyed by a series of mysterious explosions. Reported if the explosion happened because the amount of gas results from the debate the members of the House of boring for weeks. This is recognized as one of the best april fools prank in the history.

9. Instant Color TV

In 1962, Sweden only have 1 TV station, and even black-and-white broadcasts. Well, that TV station technician, Kjell Stensson, make an announcement if its viewers are now able to receive broadcasts in color. You can do this by wrapping a TV with nylon stockings!

10. Whistling Carrots

Tesco (UK's leading hypermarket) caused a sensation in April Fool's Day in 2002 to put up ads in The Sun about their success to develop the Whistling carrot, genetically whistling carrot. It is said that they use special methods in order to plant carrots grown with the holes in his body. Once cooked, the holes that will make carrots whistle!